The FaLLen Angel's Here!

~~Tuesday, September 8, 2009~~

3:38 PM

PIECES OF ADVICE FOR WOMAN
For Man who can't handle
JOKES leave the site right now!!

> 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
Even when its nappies, we got to chase after them after a certain age!!

> 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
& Jolly well lock it!

> 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
haha! At least let there be peace man!

> 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
If there is one of their own in the first place!

> 5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
=) You mean Boys will always be "BOYS"?

> 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
Like how chameleons are all the same but when put on different surface theyr of different color..

> 7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
Smart choice! but then theres his mom, sister,aunty..yada yada.

> 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
Do we need a comment for this?

> 9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

That happens in 99.9999% cases!!

> 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

If only we can escape from the trap..

> 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
but most prob never in a relationship.

> 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
even when they are lost in a block, they'd rather go up and down ten times then call and ask for the unit number!

> 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books .
And I think the reply will be:
Same here!

> 14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
Luff at him if you cant luff with him.It helps! =p

15. Sadly, all men are created equal!

=p

P.s: The above excepts only apply to guys who feel the prick when they read it.
Other then that I lurve the guys who have been there if me n my life but then again noones perfecto rite!
So if you can take it have a good luff or just smirk and go about doing your work.
After all reading a few paragraphs of truth wont hurt your ego right..
Well even if it does..
Shake it off !
Life doesnt stop for anyone
so once in while luffter
is good for health!
Chill will ya!
;)

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