Cheeky Jokez!

> >Man comes home, finds
> >his wife with his friend in bed.
> >
> >He shoots his friend and kills him.
> >
> >Wife says :
> >
> >"If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
> >
> >********************************************
> >
> >A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, " send me a brother"
> >
> >Santa wrote back,
> >
> >" SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
> >
> >****************************************
> >
> >What is the definition of Mistress?
> >Someone between the Mister and Mattress
> >
> >***********************************
> >
> >Husband asks:
> >
> >"Do u know that the meaning of WIFE
> >is:
> >
> >Without
> >I nformation
> >F ighting
> >E very-time
> >
> >Wife replies:
> >
> >" No,...... It means:
> >
> >W ith
> >Idiot
> >F or
> >E ver !!!"
> >
> >*****************************************
> >
> >What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
> >Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
> >
> >Panic is when both are pregnant.
> >
> >****************************************
> >
> >Grammer Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
> >Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got
> >a heart attack & our driver run away!
> >
> >**********************************************************
> >
> >A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident and
> >confidential?
> >
> >Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over
> >there, is also my son, that IS confidential.

Cute Stories To Make YOU Grin!

1st Mission accomplished!

Good or Bad its over..

Its definitely a different experience..

Being an MC for a religious function

& Being an MC for a fun filled occasion..

haha..But fruitful experience it was..

Well. 1 out of 10 will be there

to complain and push you down.

So what you do?

If they are genuine,

You take it with light spirit and correct your errors!

But then There are these group of people,

who have nothing better to do but to complain!

So in this case you push them away from your memory

and Continue your work with a smile! :)

Tada, problem solved.

keke..anyway whatever the case was,

am happy I made Papa proud..

Now the function's over its time to concentrate on mommy's day!

Yesh, Next on the list is the day to celebrate mommies!!

and there the day to put the first step into the other world

is coming closer..very much closer..

hehe..May 8! *winks*

Tamil Murasu's Best Inspiring Teachers' Award was a definitly eye opening experience!

Made me realise the future for tamil is still dazzling as ever.

And Am terribly missing My GIRLFRIENDS!!!!!

Loggie, The Deepa Square Akkas, Shalu sweetie,Jeyanu & The exceptional Baayi!!!!

I MISH YOU ALL TERRIBLY!!! I want group hug! and The kummi dance with baayi in the middle!

Simply Put I wanna freak out!

I feel like am trapped in a bottle..

After breaking out 'THE NEWS' its even more difficult..

A MoNTH OR Two..The question's lingering in the air..

And am soo praying that its gonna be sooner!

Oh god, pls show some mercy..

Alrite..Got to move on..

Bloggey Later!

:)

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I LURVE THIS SHOT!

=p

Bought it for someone else

But

Its meant

For

someone else

I guess..

keke..

I like to move it move it! Madagaskar Move!
The Idolistic Singer AceKanDer!
The 1960s' Scenario!

Overwhelmed..

No..

STRESS..

Hmm..

Maybe No..

Too Much

of Anticipation..

AAaah!

I give up..

Its just about

feeling breathless..

Fell as if the space

for breathing is missing..

A few crazy /wierd things

have been happening..

Haha..

I seriously

dunt know

If

I should luff or cry..

M glad for the galfriends

I have now..

and

I am glad for the CHANGE

thats coming..

But then..

Something still feels one of a kind..

I no longer feel angry

when people talk about HER..

but am just irritated..

Cant they get stop

poking on scars..

Hmm..

THREE

More Days..

Last year alot

of drama mama

was revolving..

This year..

(alhamdulilah)

things seem to be flowing

just in the right frequency..

Tomorrow'e intensive rehearsal..

and Its gonna be

Sisterly Saturdays from next week.

The early morning plans that is.

hehe..Looking forward..

Effectiveness.

Geez..

Am

Just blankly putting down..

Whatever's popping out from my mind..

Randomity they say.

Blabbering it out I say..

I need a BREAK!

Take Me Away..

Somewhere..

Far Far Away..

To enjoy the Nature..

To enjoy a peace of mind..

I definitely

need a moment

of Serenity..

Where..

Who's

Gonna

show it to me..

Hiaz..

GOD..

HELP!

It seems like one of the slow & bluey Mondays..
I am in a mood to read book.
As usual..
The ones in where the characters
are born in a king and queen era.
The rebellious Hero & The stubborn Heroine!
Haha..or maybe more to the Suspense thriller
yet with a tint of romance!
LoL..

Well..Since I cant grab a book..
I was checking a few cool stuff..
and heres some for your view!

What is My Ayurvedic Diet Type?

Vata

In Ayurveda, Vata is a cold dosha governed by air and ether.
"Vatas tend to be light, fast, wiry, creative people,"
says Amadea Morningstar,
author of The Ayurvedic Cookbook.
Although you're more prone to being underweight from poor digestion,
you can put on extra pounds if you eat too many sugary foods.
(Haha..Thats so true..
Especially when we tend to get
into one of those mood swings
& start binging!)

Celebrity Vatas: Gwyneth Paltrow, Cameron Diaz and Julia Roberts.

Vata diet plan

"Choose warming foods and spices," says Morningstar,
and avoid cold or frozen foods and drinks.
Warm cooked whole grains, soups and hot drinks are especially healing.
Vatas should avoid raw foods, which are cold and take more energy to digest.
Also stay away from foods that create gas and causes Vata to be out of balance.
(hehe..Yogurts & Sundaes! yum yum!Sinful Pleasures)

Eat more of:

Fruits: Avocados, bananas, berries, cherries, grapes, lemons

Vegetables: Asparagus, beets, carrots, cucumbers, green leafy vegetables, peas, seaweeds, sweet potatoes

Meat / Fish: Chicken, seafood, turkey

Grains: Oats, quinoa, rice, wheat

Spices: Cardamom, cinnamon, cloves, coriander, cumin, dill, fennel, ginger, mustard seed

Warm foods such as soups and stews

(See Loggie & Baayi!! I can Take Banana!)

Cut back on:

Barley, buckwheat, corn, millet, rye

Beef

Broccoli, Brussels sprouts, cabbage, cauliflower

Caffeinated beverages such as coffee, tea and sodas

Dried fruits

Ice-cream

Raw vegetables, especially onions

Refined sugars

Soya milk

Very spicy foods

:)

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What is My Body Type?

An Endomorph

Endomorphs are generally
pear-shaped and curvy,
with shoulders narrower
than their hips.
Although this body type
tends to store fat
around the thighs,
hips and lower abdomen,
endomorphs who keep in
shape are blessed
with
A sexy and
curvaceous figure.
(Ehem!)

Famous Endomorphs

Jennifer Lopez, Liz Hurley and Oprah Winfrey


Diet Strategy:
Endomorphs should stay away
high-carb sugary,
fatty and high-calorie foods,
and instead load up on fiber,
very lean protein
(such as skinless chicken meat)
and water.
It's also best to take frequent
but light meals to rev up
your metabolism.
Training Strategy:
Endomorphs would benefit
well from 30-60 minutes of moderately intense
aerobic activities
three to six times a week
for fat- and calorie-burning.
Sticking to a total-body weight
training routine two to three times a week
(using light to moderate weight)
helps add muscle tone.
To add definition to your upper body,
you may want to double up
on upper-body exercises.
=)
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என்னக்குள் நீ..

உன்னக்குள் நான்..

தஞ்சம் புகுவதற்கு

இதவிடை சிறந்த இடம் வேறேது..

மழையாய் வந்தாய்..நான் வறண்ட போது..

சந்திரனை போல வந்தாய்..

இருள் என்னை சூழ்ந்த போது..

மழலையாய் வந்தாய்..என் மனம் மகிழ..

தாயென வந்தாய் நான் தவித்த பொழுது..

உன்னை அல்லாது யார் வருவார்..

என் மனம் அறிந்து..

கடவுள் அளித்த வரமடி நீ எனக்கு..

உன்னை அல்லாது யார் இருப்பார்..

இருண்ட என் வாழ்வில் ஜோதியாக..

என் முன் தெரியும் எதிர் கால பாதையின்

விதி விளக்கே .. வா..ஒன்றாக செல்வோம்..

ஒத்தையடி பாதையில்..

உனக்கு நானாக.. எனக்கு நீயாக..