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A man checked into a hotel.
There was a computer in his room.
So he decided
to send
an E-MAIL
to his wife.

However
he accidentally typed
the wrong e-mail address
and
without
realising his error,
he sent the message.
Meanwhile,

Somewhere
a widow had just returned
home from her husband's funeral.
The widow
decided to check her mail,

Expecting message from her relatives and friends.
After reading the first message
she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room,
found his mother on the floor,
and
saw
the computer
screen
which read:


To: My loving wife
Subject: I've just reached
Date: 13th Oct 2006

I know
you are surprised to hear from me.
They have computers
here now,
and
you are allowed to send
e-mails
to
your
loved
ones.

I've just reached
and have been checked in.
I see that
everything has been prepared
for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward
to
seeing
you.

Hope your journey
is as uneventful
as mine was;

MORAL OF STORY ::
be careful while sending mails
if not mishaps
like
these happen
=p

A group of children, aged four through eight,

were asked to answer the question:

Some of the answers are amusing.

Some are rather earthy.

Others show a wisdom

far beyond their years.

Some of the answers were:

=	Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way.
=	When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toe nails any more. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
=	When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.
=	Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.
=	Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your french fries without making them give you any of theirs.
=	Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings.
=	Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
=	Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is okay.
=	Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.
=	If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
=	Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no.
=	When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you any more. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more.
=	There are two kinds of love: Our love. God's love. But God makes both kinds of them.
=	Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it every day.
=	Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.
=
=	My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.
=	Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.
=	Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
=	Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.
=	I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones. ============================
=	I let my big sister pick on me because my Mom says she only picks on me because she loves me. So I pick on my baby sister because I love her.
=	==================================== Love Cards like Valentine's cards say stuff on them that we'd like to say ourselves, but we wouldn't be caught dead saying.
=	When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of u !
=
=	You really shouldn't say I love you unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.

=) Take Care (=

Thanks Nawaz =)
Made my daY! =)

Sorry
I forgot to tell you
That as A friend
you must know
how valuable feelings are.

As that I went to say,
No more were we at play.
It just deemed coz
I was thrown into a different light..

I meant to tell you the future looked bright,
But all of a sudden
we got in a fight.

I went to tell you we should be friends,
That I will be here until the end.

But as fated,
It ended.
No big deal.
Coz People come. People Go.
But not all leave a tag behind.
So be it.
There IS alot more to life..
and Have started to appreciate it more.
Thanks for coming and going.
The World does revolve.
Well, As they say;
What goes around
comes around.
=)
P.s: I realized being a emotional idiot
is much human then being a cold hearted stone.
(But then again)
After all tears are just waters that cleanse our eyes..
Oh and this is the last blog thats gonna be so EMO.
serious.
Hit the delete button and it erases away the entire hardware.
LITERALLY, It helps!

Its strange…
When u did the same thing..
And I was still there after everything.. hanging around..
And now that I did a similar thing coz of my pent up anger,
U label me with a ever prestigious title.
Its weird how when you do the right thing people forget easily and when you do the wrong thing they clutch on to it and keep it etched in their memory. really, weird..
But geez, that was really an eye opener. At least I did it at home, not a lift.
Anyway Have had enough comparing contrasting blabla.
It just had to end with an ugly note.
As noted by a special one..
It does hurt when once upon a time two people
Were like one soul two bodies had to get struck by negative vibes and cant stand the sight of each other had to walk off far far away from each other..
But life still goes on..painful but will be a healed scar at the end of the road.
Just wanna let you know, that I had no intention or will never slander your reputation or put a label on your forehead as someone else did or as you are claiming I did…
Where ever the fault lies, be it me be it you, it has become so ugly that now I know..
There is no return in this chapter..
I can never even turn back and read the chapters again. It’s a closed book from now on..with a label forever broken..
Thanks for everything..all the hard lessons and all the beautiful memories..
Thru you I learnt a lot and thru you I gained a lot.. No pain no gain..
In the end what I have lost..doesn’t matter anymore coz the end result is priceless..
If tomorrow we bump into each other in the lane..lets just pretend you were never in my room that day four years ago and I never did that phone call..
As we depart, lets be strangers once again..
And never ever m I gonna lose it again as I did…
Have realized its just pointless..
No more sacrifices..no more hurt..no more pain..
I will just think that I have been struck by amnesia..
That’s so much better then being labeled
as mad in medical terms
that is..

so she thinks m mad..
wow..another one on the list..
and what m I to say..
am totally walking away..
not turning back..
and fret not..
I am nt a full time psycho
to come and bother you anymore..
what I did that day was out of frustrations and compreszsed feelings..
never ever m i gonna do that again
coz never ever m I gonna let anyone else into my soul as I did let you..

I smile to myself now as I realise what a nutcase I have been..
wasting my breath..time..well even my life..
for that label called 'border line mental disorder'..

p.s: people who dont know what m talking abt..dont come to a conclsion that am nt mentally well.. well even if u do..heck care..

sittin in the lab room..
I feel tired..
but I feel..
hiaz..nvm..no longer wanna fel anythin actually..
thanks to all the life long lessons and thanks to the present..
no longer wanna ask anything..
m seriously just gonna drag each day as it goes..
soul as just been snatched..
have to learn to live with it rite..
anyway the table tennis tournament today was def a distraction..
enjoyed myself dispite all..
and the gals..
were being angels..
hehe..thanks sweeties..
nuthin else to say..
big big sigh and tata..

its my fault i woke up
early in the morn and signed in
while i was still sleeepy
its my fault for sayin even a hello..
and oh ya
its also my fault
that i tried to call and ask her
why she was feeling such things..
entirely mine..
and the gift i got for that..
hysteric pangs, a very purplish finger with a cracked pc and a few things broken plus a puffed up face. wel wat can i say other then physical pain felt better then psychological pain. and what was the other party's reaction? wow cool and calm and that was another gift too. making me look like silly idiot. thanks for everything. well you know what? that was the last straw. in the four years not even a moment of geniunity rite? hypocrite eh? lemme be that..Half gone and the other half i got to keep it up for some people who are clinging on to me, but thanks. that was a very valuable lesson.
made people say
lets just assume that the entry of new arrivals
have made the person like that rite..
something that i didnt wanna hear abt u..
yeah i only think about me.
its always abt me and my feelings.
so be it.
fullstop.
U have lost me
I have lost u.
no point recovering each other.
I dont wanna become a full time psycho.
as it is i already need time to recover from the blow.
and yeah have built up the shield arouund me.
thanks to you,
a chunk of my heart, together with my smile has been snatched from me..
drama mama u say..feelings i say..
now lemme buzz off. m sick and tired of being sick and tired..